Michael Vick, don't drop the soap. Then again, please do. Maybe someone will butt fuck some sense into you.
Anthony Smith, start looking for movers cuz I don't think you'll be around much longer.
Donovan McNabb, see above.
Jason Kidd, do you just not like New Jersey?
Shaq, retire, please. You're embarrassing yourself.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr., great fight Saturday, now either retire for good or shut the fuck up.
Boston Celtics, yes, they are that good.
New England Patriots, no matter how good you're playing, your legacy is tainted, get used to it.
O.J., all that for a damn suit.
Mel B, no amount of Dancing or Spice is gonna make up for the fact that you're a ho.
Don Imus, I can say it, you can't.
Nas, N**** please.
Jessica Sierra, a white chick with a Spanish surname who has dated inter-racially, calls a black cop the N-word for NOT allowing her to perform fellatio on him. Jessica meet Nas, Nas meet Jessica.
Writers' Strike, get you asses back to work, I miss "Heroes"!
The Spice Girls, sold-out concerts? The end is truly near.
People looking for a Nintendo Wii, I bought mine in September so nan-nan-nan-nan-nan bitches!
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